(fallen london stamps by y'all. I haven't played The Frozen Throne in like. a decade
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P- IT WAS. SUCH A DREAM
P- it was some kind of weird AU where Kael'thas was an employee at a Sam's Club (or Sham's Club, as my roomie who used to work there calls it) and Lady Vashj was his friend who was definitely totally forklift certified
P- except that like, because she's a snake person, she drives forklifts by dangling her lower body over the fork while she leans down to reach the controls
P- and Kael was like "I don't think that's how you drive a forklift" and she was like "shut up, I'm forklift certified"