(fallen london stamps by on one hand, I feel bad for being enemies with Steel Meridian* because they're super cool folks, like one of the two major syndicates I actually respect
...on the other hand, whenever they're mad at me, they send ORBS after me. orbs! orbs!! ORBS!!!!!
*alas being a Mag main means it's either Perrin Sequence or New Loka for my mods, and I'm sure not pledging to Loka
literal hecking orbs!!! just like four or five of these guys but extra shiny!!!
y'all. I'm not gonna lie. I planned on raising Steel Meridian to max after getting my mods, but this is tempting me to stay on their bad side. my day is just brightened so much whenever the Orb Squad comes to visit. I'm so sorry, y'all,
I want to tell you about the first time I got invaded by these guys. I want you to imagine, me wandering a lonely Orokin derelict, when Cressa Tal suddenly logs in and yells at me with her gorgeous voice. I turn the corner, not knowing at all what to expect... and at the other end of the long hallway is a bunch of shiny death basketballs rolling ominously towards me.
I needed a moment
I love getting mobbed by the basketball squad. It should play the space jam theme every time it shows up.
It does have to be said that they're the only syndicate to have balls of steel, though.
thanks reddit for understanding