NPC: "We have a special Valentione's event for participants to profess their love--"
Me: *already snatching up the Great Serpent of Ronka and sprinting off towards the amphitheatre*
Adult - Plants-liking queer menace - Front-desk worker of a plural system - Unapologetic low-effort poster
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(fallen london stamps by @vagorsol)
NPC: "We have a special Valentione's event for participants to profess their love--"
Me: *already snatching up the Great Serpent of Ronka and sprinting off towards the amphitheatre*
I'd say "anything to keep Guildmaster Beatin off the stage" but that implies I don't want to hear declarations of love for the Great Serpent.