(the secret other kind of insect glaive player, of course, is the person who just thinks polearms are cool)
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feastingwithghosts.com/c/Phosphor/posts from @bazelgeuse-apologist tagged #Monster Hunter
also:
that's right, it's MONSTER HUNTER! (this time on Steam proper!)
once again I am recommending this series and promising that despite the firehose of information, it really is as simple as "whack the most gorgeous monsters you'll ever see with a really big stick and oooh and aaah when they punt you across the arena like a football. bring your pals for additional fun!"
monster hunter asking the questions other games are too cowardly to ask, like "what if a real big lizard was also a sponge"
"what if a noodle was also a fox and it was covered in soap all the time"
the Clean Boys Squad has logged in
just woke up in a cold sweat from a dream where I was trying to play hunting horn but all that would come out were kazoo noises