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posts from @bazelgeuse-apologist tagged #Monster Hunter

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bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I don't think enough people appreciate how bazelgeuse galumph galumph galumphs across the ground. I don't think enough people appreciate bazelgeuse's perpetual shit-eating grin. I don't think enough people appreciate bazelgeuse


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

"bazelgeuse divebombed me out of the blue in the middle of my hunt and sent me home on a cart" well gog forbid a monstie has HOBBIES


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

"bazelgeuse followed me back to camp and bombed me the moment I left my tent" skill issue tbh