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✨ Cohost's #1 Sunkern Fan(tm) ✨
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(fallen london stamps by @vagorsol)
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feastingwithghosts.com/c/Phosphor/posts from @bazelgeuse-apologist tagged #pokemon
also: #pokémon
thinking very hard about how you might give a grass pokemon (especially the ROUND GRASS BABIES) periodic insecticidal soap baths to get rid of thrips and other obnoxious little suckers
"never get Miracle-Gro for your babies, I bought some of their soil once for my Smoliv's playpen and it was FULL of fungus gnats. I threw it out right away but the poor dear was SO stressed by the whole ordeal"
"unfortunately fungus gnats can happen no matter which brand you get. I personally sterilize all of my soil by baking it in the oven first, 2-3 hours at 180 degrees fahrenheit. it stinks up my kitchen but my young sunkerns have delicate constitutions and it helps a lot with keeping pests out of the house and out of their leaves"
"y'all bake your soil?? I just microwave it lol"
"DON'T MICROWAVE YOUR SOIL, sometimes soil has stray metal bits in it and you risk causing a fire! pour some boiling water over it instead"
"sterilizing soil is an old wives' tale. grass pokemon actually need the beneficial bacteria found in soil for their overall health. it's important for everything from their skin to their immune system. when you sterilize soil you're killing off the good as well as the bad"
"okay but what do we do about fungus gnats then"
a sunkern plush review on the pokemon center site
other highlights:
Beans were upside down but sunkern is cute so it's ok
Sunkern is a pokemon that is perfect for the sitting cuties line as it pretty much exists as a sitting cutie already.
Adorable sunkern. I like to hide it around my house. Mine was a little squished when it arrived so it’s design leans left. Still cute and worth getting.
wah...
I may be Cohost's Number One Sunkern Fan but do not let that stop you from giving them the love they deserve!! you TOO can be Cohost's Number One Sunkern Fan! we can ALL be Cohost's Number One Sunkern Fan!!
I am making it easier for you - yes, you! - to express your love for sunkern TODAY... by emojifying a bunch of their PMD portraits!!! 
never has it been easier to be a Cohost's Number One Sunkern Fan!! 
(okay there are ways it could be easier but this is all that I have Bandwidth for atm)
here's the emoji and their HTML! (these don't work for comments or asks but you can always just use markdown embeds)