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plant brainrot level: I bought scallions from the store partially because I wanted scallions, but mostly because I wanted to grow scallions

I already have nutrients for my precious basils that are growing semi-hydro so keeping these alive and growing beyond their usual "stuck in a glass of water" timespan will be feasible, I hope



bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I love little green guys, y'all. I am here unable to sleep because I am OVERCOME with love for little green guys and am lamenting that I do not have the energy to turn our house into a greenhouse


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

if you asked me what was the single thing that gave me the most serotonin these past months (besides my friends and partners and headmates) it would be my basil. not even FFXIV. my basil


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I wish growing Plant in video game was anywhere as fulfilling as growing Plant irl. where is the rush of delight when I see the new buds peeking forth? the giddiness of watching stems and leaves grow bigger and bigger? the grim satisfaction of murdering every horrible little insect that DARES munch on my PRECIOUS BASIL

and of course, the relief and joy of watching new leaves unfurl, whole and unharmed, and knowing that it was all worth it in the end?



bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

I love little green guys, y'all. I am here unable to sleep because I am OVERCOME with love for little green guys and am lamenting that I do not have the energy to turn our house into a greenhouse


bazelgeuse-apologist
@bazelgeuse-apologist

if you asked me what was the single thing that gave me the most serotonin these past months (besides my friends and partners and headmates) it would be my basil. not even FFXIV. my basil