you ever just want to sneak a deez nutz joke into your Very Professional Corporate Documentation
Adult - Plants-liking queer menace - Front-desk worker of a plural system - Unapologetic low-effort poster
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(fallen london stamps by @vagorsol)
you ever just want to sneak a deez nutz joke into your Very Professional Corporate Documentation
at what depth of the "tanking in ffxiv" iceberg is "carrying lowbie potions because even though they're numerically weaker they have incredibly short cooldowns and heal a significant amount of your health in lowbie content, thus letting you get back a quarter of your health every 35 seconds when you're dragging some poor terrified sprout healer along in your wake"
(with thanks to my partners for pointing this out to begin with... and then promptly handing me a pile of the lowbie potions they'd accumulated from their PotD solo attempts)
NPC: "We have a special Valentione's event for participants to profess their love--"
Me: *already snatching up the Great Serpent of Ronka and sprinting off towards the amphitheatre*
do you ever stop and think about how in some ways our bodies are the culmination of all the meals we've ever eaten