BB-8

Blue Max! Lots of reasons to love Blue Max; he conjures thoughts of that other wonderful blue Max of Star Wars, Max Rebo; he represents a cool all-the-sliders-to-the-right vision of droids¹; and he Kraangs around inside the chest of another droid named Testicles². A real icon of Star Wars droids.

1. Blue Max is almost 100% top-of-the-line processors and 0% things that let you get around. He's as close to a portable computer as actually exists in Star Wars; though, notably, he still has cute little hands.

2. What's the closest American equivalent to 'bollocks'? Nards? Would you ride around in a mech named Nards?

Utterly losing my shit at this custom Star Wars minifigure of Ysanne Isard. Who wanted this?? What could the possible demand be for this product in 2023?? Why wasn't I allowed to have this when I was 11, and it would have mattered to me??