- Every film director should have the right, the responsibility, and a small-but-manageable budget to produce, broadly, a Hellraiser (e.g., Panos Cosmatos's Mandy, Vincenzo Natali's Cube)
- Every musical act should have to write/commission a theme song for themselves (e.g., Devo's Devo Corporate Anthem, The Unicorns I was Born (a Unicorn), The Monkees Hey Hey we're the Unicorns). Preferably, it opens all concerts and albums
