- a social media site for scammers. every post must contain some critical misinformation, an invitation to a ponzi scheme, or end "RT if you agree"
- para.social: mastodon instance where you can only @ people who don't follow you
- Margaritaville: you can only post between 5 and 6 PM (local) each
- yo but for someone calling you a slur. it's for gamers.
- a social media site you can only post on when you're in my living room (wow, it's been a while since i used this)
- mememtomor.io: every post must either include or be about a reminder that you will one day die
- okay so you get some set number of characters and you're just constantly writing over that same tape by making new posts
- shit, i thought i had a good one but it's totally just the DS sketch chat thing I never used that sounded cool
- tangent: every post has to be a reply to a previously made post
- canoe: once you've @-ed someone in any post they are now @-ed in any further post you make on the site
- god, remember the several months where twitter's website made it impossible to remove someone you referenced in a thread? That site worked so hard to tell people threads were bad and nobody listened
- site where you can only see posts made at the same hour of the day (local time) but from any day
- telephone: if you want to share a thing you have to paraphrase it from memory
Never finished but I'm surprised he didn't give me the job early because how good I was doing
think I might actually just start doing this one on here once i have my photos organized: https://twitter.com/bcjbcjbcj/status/1483955853497495552
cohost's made a bunch of progress on two of these (follow @tsiro, he posts good stuff):
not 'only' but the odds sure are better:
