6. Industrial Accident
His factories are among the least safe. What if he got crushed while doing a tour?
5. Crushed by a falling Starlink Satellite
Was wavering between a rocket and a satellite but I feel like this has a bit more cosmic irony. Ideal would be a colony drop but he's never going to build one.
4. Heavily in debt -> 'Disappeared' by someone he owes a ton of money to
World's greatest businessman
3. Tesla Autopilot (not in Car)
Him getting hit by a Tesla he's not even in is the height of comedy. Love to show the gun on the mantle in act 1.
2. Lowtax
Normally, I wouldn't rank this so highly but there's something about "it's social media, not rocket science" cheerleading really builds this up and there's nothing more inspiration than "we bullied the worlds (second) richest man to death"
1. His Tesla Catches Fire in a Boring Co. Tunnel
He's the CEO of multiple companies. Why limit his demise to one poorly-built thing
