but i think there should be a grinch for every major holiday. some of the bullshit holidays like President's Day too, why not
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in reply to @nicky's post:
becoming the independence day grinch less out of antipathy toward the holiday and more because it presents an opportunity to steal sausages from people
The independence day grinch's catch phrase is "this whole thing smacks of gender"
Every Catholic Saint with a feast day gets a Grinch too. Saint Aegidius the Hermit, patron saint of blacksmiths and cancer patients? Watch out on the night of September 1, shit is about to get serious.
"where are my keys?" you ask, unaware of the grinch of st. anthony you just summoned in the living room
I'm the grinch of August 8th's "sneak some zucchini onto your neighbor's porch night"
