wait, staff can banish me to an island?
back in the day I had to wait for McDonald's to come online on MSN if I wanted to hear what they had to say. Half the time you were parsing their song lyric away messages to work out if they were just "appear offline"
normalize asking your adult friends what noises animals make or if they know many sides a shape makes. also, be excited when they get it right and understanding and helpful when they don't