Exploitable conditions
- hypervigilance: ability to spot problems before they occur by endlessly re-examining data and then simulating possible failure scenarios in my head until I need to have a drink
- high-functioning anxiety: absolute dedication to doing the best job possible due to crushing fear of disapproval by superiors, coworkers, and clients
- trauma-driven empathy: can take customer problems much more seriously than they deserve because of previous work history involving literal disaster response
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