beamsplashx

the guy who made every joke

host/editor of @WeThoughtAboutGames, musician (https://networks.bandcamp.com), and all my posts are good. private: @SidsStillAround #QUANKCHAMPS


citriccenobite
@citriccenobite

no offense but i think the best way elon musk could do good in the world right now is if he spontaneously combusted and burned to a crisp. i think that he should do that


beamsplashx
@beamsplashx

after stealing everyone else's ideas his whole life, it'd only be appropriate for him to be burned until he is nothing but carbon, just like ryan reynolds



perfectform
@perfectform

every single morning I read the National Weather Service forecast discussion for my region and I memorize the forecast discussion for each surrounding state and I internalize reports from the south Atlantic coast just in case. I print out the 6, 12, 24, and 48 hour runs of the Global Forecasting System, the North American Model, the European Centre for Medium-Range Weather Forecasts model, the High Resolution Rapid Refresh model and carry them with me in a hard-plastic briefcase at all times. I have an earpiece in from dawn to dusk tuned to NOAA Weather Radio, and a second earpiece tuned to Weatheradio Canada for sleepy times. I have been voted New England’s Least Pleasant Party Guest five years running in the “Non-Bostonian” category. Unlike the weather I will never change.



 
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