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An essay based around the story of Platonic Heart, an honestly middling "Girls being friends and doing martial arts" manga based on a Pachislot that published its opening arc and was completely cancelled by it's batshit terrible OVA adaptation, Master of Martial Hearts.

I will be posting it here on Cohost and having a friend crosspost it on Reddit. Said friend exposed the story of Platonic Heart to me and legitimately made me realize that M.o.M.H. wasn't a brilliant satire of M Night Shamylan's method of storytelling wrapped up in an Ikki Tousen style titty fighting anime. It's not hentai, but be warned for brutal violence and exposed tittynipple if you do decide to watch it just to see what the fuck I'm on about. It's in several places on youtube or you can find it on one of Those Sites.



As a series veteran, watching Soulsborne fans get bent out of shape that an enemy hit them because they boosted on a linear vector and the enemy shot them is like...

Kinda sad. Like bro you boosted left so he shot left, that's a thing since the 1997 original come on step it up. Boost hop left and right. Hover hop. Do something other than boost in one direction please.

And ya'll said I was terrible at games because I'm not good at Soulsbornes.