got bummed out, decided to rewrite it to be about something happy
got bummed out, decided to rewrite it to be about something happy
"ethically questionable pen" it's the SPOILS OF WAR, and moreover, the nutrition department knows what they did
the rule is you can only steal pens from people at your pay grade or above. secretary steals from charge nurse? legal. surgeon steals from nursing assistant? PRISON.
CLIFF I ROLLED A CRITICAL FAILURE OR SUCCESS AND NOW I HAVE TWO UNICORN PUPPIES. THEY JUST GOT THEIR ADULT TEETH. PLEASE ADVISE
construct chariot, harness puppies side by side, lay waste to rivals in the Circus Maximus
my partner actually does have a working dog cart (she used to have sled dogs) and it's just as well that harnessing puppies under a year old would be grossly irresponsible and I would never because wow "ran a borzoi sled team" would be an interesting way to fucking die