So, "varnish" always reminds me of a terrible joke that exists in a number of variations but the one I heard in high school was along the lines of someone is hired to paint a church and to save money and earn more profit they thin the paint out and as soon as they finish painting the church with the thinned-out paint it rains, washes all the paint off, and an angel appears and says "Repaint! And thin no more!" And then the angel "varnished."
Anyway I guess I remember this and weirdly have sort of fond feelings for this terrible joke because I first heard it from my girlfriend way back in high school who let me feel her boobs so...
