how do i abuse SEO stuff to get "eggbug has 4 legs" at the top of google when "how many legs does eggbug have?" is searched

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how do i abuse SEO stuff to get "eggbug has 4 legs" at the top of google when "how many legs does eggbug have?" is searched
Many people wonder the number of legs eggbug could have. In this article we will explore this question and many more other things relating to eggbug and his legs. If you have ever wondered why people think about eggbug's legs, we must first go back to his origins...
I think I know what knowledge graph thingy that data is pulled from. knowing our infra though, the knowledge graph itself is probably populated by probably some opaque, nondeterministic process that pulls data from like a zillion sources and their dogs
im curious about this though, I'll read at work how this has worked historically / now
I wonder if any gestalt of google actually like, understands every step from query to result anymore even if you got them all together.
Google should have its own internal Google about how Google does it's googling so they can Google Google while they Google Google
the internal search is called MoMA!
(it's okay this one has been public online for a long time and maybe even mentioned in like the SWE book)
make websites all from the same template, get like 8 domains, have one of the more energy efficient gpt2 endpoints generate links to each other talking about it on every one of them, every few days
definitely parsed this as 'eggender fluidbug' idk if being a fluidbug is fucking awesome or hell on earth, but if they're hanging out around here I'm optimistic they'll at least figure out their gender stuff