If you believe you could eat 50 eggs, or beat Shaq in a 1-on-1, or build your own fighter jet, Today's the day to brag
Animals have a natural affinity to me and it is not unreasonable to assume that in time I will learn the Disney Princess ability to charm wild birds into landing on my hand and singing to me
(Wasn't even enough to top the leaderboard, completely ridiculous)
This is the nuttiest idea since someone looked at Star Control 1 and thought, "I see the potential for a complex narrative experience."
