There will be over 1,000 planets in Starfield and you can fuck a rock on every single one

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There will be over 1,000 planets in Starfield and you can fuck a rock on every single one
but todd, will I have customizable power armor for rock sex? can I upgrade my robohog up the mohs hardness scale to penetrate harder and harder rocks
Yeah but it's sorta a minigame. It's like how not every rock in Zelda has a korok under it but sometimes you see a rock and you just know.
The immediate look of pained disgust that shows up at 0:58 always gets me.