god DAMMIT i had a Brand Idea for rain jackets: "Otterwear." I went to check and it's already taken by a company that makes jackets for fucking marching bands

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god DAMMIT i had a Brand Idea for rain jackets: "Otterwear." I went to check and it's already taken by a company that makes jackets for fucking marching bands
Imma give you this one for free: "OuterWhere. Keeps you dry everywhere." :V
I went with Guile Fortnite rather than Guile Street Fighter in this case because of that game's less-absurd levels of muscular hypertrophy, but now that you mention it, I think it's plausible that Fortnite just hired Agent 47 in a wig for their portrayal of the character.