i was just linked an article about a Ridiculous Thing that happened in the UK, and not ten minutes later i feel like i just plunged headfirst through ice into a freezing river. i feel like i've fallen through the sets of reality and am running breathless from the sound of the langoliers' chomping jaws
I'm sorry, @cathoderaydude, but His Majesty's government doesn't stock party gimmicks at this domain. Try the House of Fun; it's quicker if you run. This is a government website, not a joker's shop!
