[playing a tank] I am the glue that holds this whole fucking thing together and I am god's own merciful babysitter and I need you all to stop eating paste for 4 consecutive seconds
[playing a ranged damage dealer] the large number on the scoreboard means I am exempted from any and all criticism
[playing a ranged damage dealer] you're not allowed to get mad at me if I die because the other team blew all their ults focus-firing me down
[playing a ranged damage dealer] mmmmmm this paste tastes so good