cats can be chill about it sometimes, mine are most of the time. sometimes i get the claws and bunny kicks if they're in a weird mood or very exited for pets but! knives in the skin is actually a rarity for me
Yeah, my car will hold your hand and try to kick it away if it's bothering her, but she rarely tries to slash your arm if she offered her tummy first
i still haven't gotten my car to even offer her tummy to me for pets in the first place. she firmly keeps her wheels on the ground at all times 
I am both embarrassed that I did the stupidest typo ever and also very happy that it was used as a foundation for this joke, cheers
lmfao i thought that it was a thing to refer to a cats legs as "wheels" for a sec
