silly lamby :3

im not liking your posts im licking your posts

Do Mise en place. Holy shit does cooking get a lot easier when you read the ingredient list and interpret "1 onion, finely chopped" as literally "a small bowl containing 1 finely chopped onion before you start" and not "1 onion, which you should finely chop when you have the time". Also it lets me psychologically separate the prep from the cooking: right now I've got everything I need for dinner in the fridge; with that done actually making dinner will take 5 minutes.

Cooking is now way less frantic and I therefore do it more because it's less stressful

There's a long-standing gap in medical knowledge about what happens if you give someone "too much" vaccine– basically, nobody actually knows if that's even a thing, let alone what it would look like, because there's no ethical way to find out. This has been true pretty much since vaccines were invented. And I'm giving you that context because I want you to appreciate that a tremendous number of scientists and doctors wish they had that knowledge, if only there was some way to get it without turbo super ultra ethics violations.

Hey remember how when the COVID vaccine first came out and various powers told people to go get it, a black market sprung up wherein antivaxxers would pay to get out of shots, sometimes via simple document forgery... but sometimes via a stand-in getting the shot in their name?

Prosecution in Germany found a guy who, in over the course of 29 months, got 217 COVID vaccinations. (That's an average of 7.48 vaccinations per month.) When he got caught he volunteered for medical scientists to inspect him. The study has been published. tl;dr he's fine. Science emphatically does NOT recommend that you do this... but detectable anti-spike IgG in his saliva aside there's otherwise nothing of note, he's fine.

Putting this on main blog too because I am HOWLING.

Wing-it for PsiMeow

dont do this to real cats!!!! unless you want The Knives in your skin!

cats can be chill about it sometimes, mine are most of the time. sometimes i get the claws and bunny kicks if they're in a weird mood or very exited for pets but! knives in the skin is actually a rarity for me

Yeah, my car will hold your hand and try to kick it away if it's bothering her, but she rarely tries to slash your arm if she offered her tummy first

i still haven't gotten my car to even offer her tummy to me for pets in the first place. she firmly keeps her wheels on the ground at all times

I am both embarrassed that I did the stupidest typo ever and also very happy that it was used as a foundation for this joke, cheers

lmfao i thought that it was a thing to refer to a cats legs as "wheels" for a sec