they could be coffee-flavored and called hyperpop tarts. imagine how much time they could save in the morning
is that by definition you have to make them before you've had your morning coffee.
The only reason I can make coffee in the morning is muscle memory. Interfering with that process invites disaster. Coffee filters are going to end up in the toaster, and I won't even notice until the flames are three feet tall because I'm busy scraping pop-tart out of the coffee grinder.