i mostly use he / him pronouns out of apathy and habit, but i know i'm not a man because i make a face when i scroll through the "gifts for him" section on etsy
REAL MEN LOVE BACON AND GRILLING AND FUCKING THEIR WIVES (HETEROSEXUAL) AND MUSTACHE WAX AND BEARD SHAMPOO AND TACTICAL PRODUCTS PRECISION ENGINEERED WITH AEROSPACE GRADE ALUMINUM
I do in fact have an aerospace grade aluminum razor! It's a really good shave, and when the part they made of tungsten corroded (did no one bother to consider that tungsten isn't really gonna hold up to a bunch of water?) they replaced the razor for free with a new one that used stainless steel!
