i love how video game mushrooms are all named like "glowshroom" and "smileshroom" whereas real actual mushrooms have names like "the devil's gnarled cunt" and "plumedread gutrot"
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in reply to @lexyeevee's post:
one game I'm playing right now has "stretshroom" which i think you'd be interested in
Hail, adventurer! Welcome to my mushroom farm. I'm sorry, the harvest is taking my time and I can't spare any to talk. Unless... You could help me? Oh, thank you! In that case, please take this basket and collect 30 Gross Dick Mushrooms from the caves behind my hut and bring them back here!
I've always felt like there should be an indie rock band in the world of Super Mario named "Death Cap for Cutie"