its so sad they dont make toys for executives anymore.. they're all just playing fortnite now
like i get that it's convenient to just drop your executive in front of a screen while you catch up on work. but being left unattended in this way can cause them to develop unrealistic opinions around topics such as ancient aliens, the metaverse, liquid food replacements, the morale effects of working in an office and the demand for building chatbots into every webpage. soft play activities can keep them happy and focused while also burning off surplus energy before it's time to nap.
bring back newton's cradle 😤