beth (defunct)

six, of course

however many are needed to make any given bit the funniest.

The two most common answers average out to 3, if that helps

Two, on the top of the head

Didn't Foone do a twitter thread about how the heck are headphones supposed to work for catgirls?

A number between 0 and 100

Also the number is even

And prime

It’s 2 lmao it’s just the cat ones they ain’t got nothin under their hair they just got the cat ones