- fax (short for facsimile)
- perks (short for perquisites; not to be confused with prerequisites)
- wig (short for periwig, which i think has been 100% replaced by its shortened form)
if a full wig is a periwig then a toupée is an epiwig 🤔
and if it blows away it becomes a hyperwig XD
hmm what would this make a merkin
