beth (defunct)

• fax (short for facsimile)
• perks (short for perquisites; not to be confused with prerequisites)
• wig (short for periwig, which i think has been 100% replaced by its shortened form)

if a full wig is a periwig then a toupée is an epiwig 🤔

and if it blows away it becomes a hyperwig XD

hmm what would this make a merkin

I think if you're not wearing bottoms it's a hypowig (below) and if you are wearing bottoms it's a cryptowig (hidden)