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cathoderaydude
@cathoderaydude

The NES MAX controller is the worst shit imaginable.

i cannot comprehend how i liked this thing as a kid, because you cannot play NES games on it. ignore the D-pad, that's its own thing - look at the angle of the buttons. how did I play mario on this? if you hold it as intended it is impossible to jump while running. did i fucking hold it at 45 degrees the whole time i was using it?? what in the fuck was nintendo thinking licensing this thing


bethposting
@bethposting

my thumb hurts just looking at it


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in reply to @cathoderaydude's post:

My theory is that the NES max was designed as a "get rich quick with future tech" scheme by a nonhuman time traveler who had seen what controllers look like in the future but didn't understand the "why" and only dimly remembered the "what" of the designs.