I feel like it really Says Something About Society when employers ordering drug tests don't understand the question "which drugs do you want to test for?" and are just like "all drugs, obviously."
BRO THERE IS NO OBJECTIVE DEFINITION OF "DRUGNESS." BRO THERE IS NO SOCIAL NOR MEDICAL NOR LEGAL CONSENSUS UPON THIS MATTER. BRO YOUR ONTOLOGY IS SO FUCKED. BRO WE LIVE IN A WORLD OF PHENOMENA NOT CATEGORIES. BRO YOU'RE GRASPING AT THE SHADOWS ON THE CAVE WALL.
All the drugs that make you commit murders according to a black and white film I watched in high school