I have an albino ball python named Spumante Python, I hope this delights you like Frito the cornsnake delights me
I also have another ball python (Euryale, named by previous owner) and a rosy boa (Minister Ferrous Vermilion Longfellow, Esq.)
as I was walking out of the reptile expo with baby Spumante last year, I overheard a couple of girls talking about "half the fun of having a reptile pet that will never answer to you or show you affection is giving it an incredibly silly name" and: yeah