but there's a bird right outside with a chirp that sounds just like our front door keypad beep so i keep thinking my wife is home early and looking up at the door all excited
OP not beating the housecat allegations
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in reply to @bethposting's post:
just because i don't "have a job" and sometimes sleep more than 12 hours a day,
and, sort of accidentally taught my wife a meow-based language without meaning to,, DOESN'T MEAN