> be me
> 17m
> lived on mars my whole life
> one year left of high school
> mfw dad's job gets transferred to earth
> i hate fucking earthers
> they're poor and gross and there's way too many of them
> i hear earth girls put out more though
> first day of school
> apparently i have a "martian accent"
> swear these bitches are laughing at me
women are the same no matter what planet
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