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Liv carefully examined the car from all angles. It... almost looked right.

"Why does the driver door have two handles?" she asked the salesman suspiciously.

"Redundancy! It's a safety feature," he said cheerily.

"Does... does the engine have any unexpected extra bits in it?"

The salesman shrugged. "Probably! But you can't beat that price tag."

She squinted at the price tag, which read "๐Ÿ 1๊Žุญ." At times like this, she really wished she was rich enough to afford human-designed products.


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