honestly-and i hate to say it-but honestly at this point i would even settle for a doohickey
strongly tempted to buy a hotswappable macro with a twisty knob on it like this or smthn https://www.amazon.com/YOBBO-Programming-Keyboard-Photoshop-Mechanical/dp/B0BBL7DNY9
i don't need one but god i want to twist a lil knob