Scale as in size or climbing comes from the Latin scāla, originally from Proto-Indo-European *skend-, to jump, dart or climb.
Scale as in overlapping arrangement of flat pieces comes from Old French escale, originally from Proto-Indo-European *(s)kelH-, to cut or divide.
Scale as in a device to weigh thing comes from Old Norse skál, bowl. Originally from Proto-Germanic *skēlō.
"To explode [something]" originally meant "to sarcastically applaud a performer until they left the stage in shame." https://www.etymonline.com/word/explode
for which wikipedia has an extremely funny illustration
the intermediate meaning was "disguise", "parody", or "burlesque" but still uh don't love that.
And if you think that's bad you should see the etymology of "bad"
It is possibly from Old English derogatory term bæddel "effeminate man"