#120: Konfabulis. This Pokémon is a fucking liar. Don't believe anything this piece of shit tells you.
Its small, round body is crammed full of the ghosts of thousands of dead children. It uses its beautiful song to lure curious children towards where it sits in a forest and then uses its vines to strangle them.
- wanders around at random
- tries to eat ur wires
- loudly complains whenever it encounters a minor inconvience
- spends most of the day sleeping
this is starting to sound like a pokedex entry. i guess for an electric/ghost fossil pokemon