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[batman voice] What's up, fellow ne'er-do-wells and nogoodniks. My name is Bitches Malone

Hey!! I'm in a weird spot. I have a job lined up, they sent me an offer letter and I accepted, it sounds like it'll be good for me, it pays the best of any job I've ever had… but I haven't started it yet. They said my tentative start date was the 31st and I thought I'd do training before then and then start on that day, but now it looks like that's when I start training. My month's rent is covered, but I got no money to buy food, I'm almost out, and idk when my first paycheck will be. I really, truly hope this is the last time I need to ask for money on here

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EDIT: Thank you!! I shooould be good now, hopefully

Eminem has released a new album on this night. There's a song featuring JID and a song featuring Big Sean and Babytron, and those are the only ones I'll ever listen to. A version of the latter without Eminem leaked about when the official version came out, I listened to both and the official version made me mad before Eminem even started rapping 'cause he put an electric guitar on it. I hope a version of the song with JID without Eminem drops because I like his verse and I want that song lol. Whenever Eminem raps it makes me frown

I saw this image again today and thought to look up what the four exclusive MP3s were, only to find that they don't appear to be documented online anywhere. I wonder if anyone remembers what they are, or if they're written down somewhere... They're probably pretty funny. Also a guy named DJ Airwalk made a song called Game Boy Advance SP Tribal Edition and fucked up my ability to search for this