BIGFAKE

My least favorite part of making my extremely healthy and powerful chili is the part where I have to dice a yellow onion. Why does it actually do that to peoples' eyes? How do people live like this? Is this normal? I looked for them pre-diced at the store and they only had red ones and those don't work for the recipe, and they had sliced ones but I would still have to finish fixing them myself. This sucks