whats your favorite spoonerism, malapropism, or malaphor. drop your favorite spoonerism, malapropism, or malaphor in the comments below

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whats your favorite spoonerism, malapropism, or malaphor. drop your favorite spoonerism, malapropism, or malaphor in the comments below
SPOONERISM: I like one of Spooner's originals, "The Lord is a shoving leopard".
MALAPROPISM: Ben Finegold's "knife to f5" rather than "knight to f5"
MALAPHOR: I'm fond of "It's raining flying pigs"
there's a stephen king book called Billy Summers and every time i see it i am required to say out loud "Silly Bummers"