you've heard of Gary Chess, and perhaps his brother Lee Chess. but there are many other heroes of chess history. there's Carl Chess, best known for Carl's Bad Pawn Structure; there's Sammy Chess, of the iconic Sammy's Slav Defence. but today, children, I'm going to tell you of the most venerable of all, the inventor of the Catalan Opening... GM Susan Opening
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