I do not have the energy to do this as a fully fleshed-out Tarot but oh my god this is whiplash from the turn-your-brain-off monogreen Vivien tribal I used to win.
Blightbeetle. The card I know mostly because it had a very funny interaction with Nissa, Who Shakes The World in standard (namely, it did not stop her despite looking very much like it should).
Blot Out The Sky. A card that literally overwhelms both the sky in the fiction and the board within the magic circle with avatars of orzhov values-- pain and humiliation, but also developing creativity through theory.
And Arcane Adaptation. God, the name says it all.