like nice essay or whatever but have you considered this:
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literally all you have to do to make it big in philosophy is title your paper something like "What Is It Like To Be A Bat" instead of "Classifying and Exploring S4 Logics"

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like nice essay or whatever but have you considered this:
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literally all you have to do to make it big in philosophy is title your paper something like "What Is It Like To Be A Bat" instead of "Classifying and Exploring S4 Logics"
don't forget you also have to make as many people as possible disagree with you
Philosophy isn't only for dweebs, but dweebs sure do make good philosophy!