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dyke, poetess, games writer, &cet.

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the game show where you choose the lesser of two evils!

Where we last left off, our contestant Natalie was about to go through a portal into the alternate universe that viewers like you are about to vote on! But which one will she go through?

In the left portal... Roko's Basilisk is horny! Our contestant will be trapped in an alternate emptyspaces until she gains 50 followers-- in the midst of sprawling Twitter discourse over whether it's ethical to write smut about infohazards!

In the right portal... The Song Of Solomon is uncomfortably embedded into queer culture! Our contestant will have to survive a third date with a girl that, if not stopped, will liken her neck to the Tower of David and her breasts to twin fawns!

So don't move a muscle! Vote now, and we'll be back after these messages!


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